I've been really trying to avoid writing anything about the slut of the month also known as - Heidi Montag or is it Pratt again. We all know she has no talent or personality - all T &A and not even real. The only thing I'll give this girl is that she invented a new white trash move since the "bundy bounce," she introduced the trailer park shimmyon stage at the Miss Universe Pageant - -sooo damn classy. Her routine - bland, her makeup was done up coke-whore style, and the clothes...it was reminiscent to the get up that Britney wore at the vma's minus the bedazzle - -Brit Brit at least classed it up a notch.(you know the one -oops i did it again, vma performance in 2000)
All I'm saying is that she needs to quit. I've never felt like slapping the shit out of my TV set, with the tiny hope that she'll feel it. I hope to god she puts on a show nearby so I could invest in a sling shot and get her where it matters - right between the eyes. Maybe it'll knock some sense into her. And, who is this Jesus that she is always referring, the one she claims she prays to, and guides her? Is it Spencer, is he her Jesus. I wish these two would just do what my mom used to tell me and my brother when we were small and GO PLAY IN THE FREEWAY!!! They make me sick and I hope one of them get a good ass kicking, a reality check is needed and has been long over due.
**UPDATE**
Heidi is claiming that her performace was the real deal. Right sweetie, real like you boobs? Yeah..shut your trap, thanks. Judge for yourself, do you think it was live?
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