NEW Janet Jackson Single -

Following last night's tribute at the MTV Video Music Awards to her brother Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson dropped the reported first single from her 'Discipline' follow-up. Entitled 'Make Me,' Ms. Jackson informed fans of the song via her Twitter page, saying "I hope u guys enjoyed us tonight...it was very special for me n I have a very special gift for all of u," and then posted a link to janetjackson.com.

I love it! She sounds great and the song is reminiscent to her "All for you" studio album. Check it out for yourself!


Make Me - Janet Jackson

Michael Jackson Tribute

In case you missed it!

My favorite part was the 1994 collaboration hit single "Scream," and how she danced along side him in real life as opposed to on the screen like on the video.

It was freakin awesome!

Semenya Is A Hermie!

Caster Semenya, 18-year old, south african girl/boy, who's a world champion track star, attempted to transform her/himself to a girl for the cover of YOU Magazine.

The muscular hermie, recently underwent gender testing after much speculation. According to a source with knowledge of the IAAF Testes, I meant tests, Semen-ya has internal testes - the male sexual organs that produces testosterone which is responsible for building muscles, facial hair, and stank. She/he allegedly also has no womb or ovaries, just a mangina.

The poor thing is going through so much right now. She declined to comment on the recent testing and states that she's happy with who she is. That's great! Way to be happy with who you are...but which team is she going to race for now? Womens or Men? Both? Cool!

Michael Jordan Inducted Into Hall of Fame

Michael Jordan has been inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame in a ceremony in Springfield, Mass.

Jordan, 46, is considered to be the best of the best in basketball players. He has led the Chicago Bulls to six NBA titles before finishing with the Washington Wizards. He is a 14-time NBA All-Star and has scored 32,292 points, with
6, 672 rebounds and 5, 633 assists in a 19-year career that has included two retirements before he finally it called it quits in 2003.

"Basketball has meant everything to me - it's been the place of the most intense pain and joy," said Jordan.

When asked to pick out a single highlight during his remarkable career he repilied: "It's so hard. It's like asking 'which one of your kids is your best kid?' I've had so many great accomplishments, so many spectacular plays, big plays, game-winning shots. It's hard for me to pick out one."

Jordan was also playing humble when being labeled as one of the greatest players who ever played the game.

"People say that I was the greatest who ever played the game, I cringe a little bit. I never played against Jerry West, Elgin Baylor, or Wilt Chamberlain," he said.

"Yeah I would have loved to but to say that I'm better than those people is not for me to decide. I don't look at this moment as a defining end to my relationship with the game of basketball.
It's simply a continuation of something that I started a long time ago."

He went on to say, and this is probably my favorite part of the speech: "Don't rush to find the next Michael Jordan - there's not going to be another Michael Jordan." --- You got that right!!

Two Reasons To Watch MTV VMA's This Sunday 9/13

I don't think that I've been this excited over the VMA's for quite some time. One of my favorite performers will be paying tribute to her late brother, Michael Jackson, with a dance routine that is said to leave you weeping like a bebe. Well we'll just have to see about that. I'm eager to see what Janet will bring for her performance. There's one thing that I could say with confidence about Janet's performances - she never ceases to amaze me. She always puts on a good goddman show. Even when she was on the heavier side, she still managed to shake her ass across the stage.

It's been reported by TMZ, that there are an estimated 20 back-up dancers, who have been rehearsing up to 15 hours per day to get this down. I'm honestly getting chills just thinking about the dance numbers, or what Janet has up her sleeve - she will do Michael right by this performance...I'm sure of it. WOOOO I can't wait!





Another reason to watch - New Moon Trailer #3 will debut that evening too!

UFO Captured During an Eclipse In China

Scientist at the Purple Mountain Observatory in Nanjing, China believe that they have captured 40 minutes of raw UFO footage, that occurred during a summer solar eclipse that occurred on July 22, 2oo9. The scientists are committed to a year long investigation to prove whether this is an actual UFO. To see some of the raw footage see the video below.

Verbal abuse in the workplace

Just recently I've become a witness, not victim, but witness to what verbal abuse is in a work environment. It's not something that should be tolerated and or accepted. We are all adults and should know how to behave in a professional environment. If that person doesn't have the capability of acting like a professional then perhaps he/she should apply at a nearby mortuary - because honestly the dead can only tolerate douchebags like this.

The reason I can call myself a witness and not a victim, is because I stood up for myself. If you know me personally, or are a frequent reader of my blogs then you've become familiar with the type of person that I am - I don't take shit from anybody and won't stand for this type of abuse. So, It's important to separate yourself from this type of situation, because there simply isn't any reasoning with these type of people. The abusers usually share a common trait - they were abused as children and feel the need to be in control. As an added bonus my abuser had S.M.S - short man syndrome. Short Man Syndrome is a disease that infects their mind, body and soul into believing that they are never wrong, better than you, have bad tempers, can be narcissistic, and they think that they are the best goddamn thing since the Hershey bar. In short they are delusional. Most of my verbal abuse occurred on a one-on-one basis so that there weren't any witnesses to what was experienced. It was an odd situation to be in, an unfamiliar territory. I started to actually believe what I perceived as verbal abuse for something else - "maybe he was having a bad day." I then started to feel bad for possibly over-reacting and contemplated adjusting how I perform my job to avoid another outburst. This feeling lasted about 10 seconds before my inner-ghetto and strength kicked in.

I did what every woman or man should do if in this situation - confront the bastard.
Confront the person by telling him, not asking him, but telling him to stop because that type of behavior will not be tolerated. A line needs to be drawn and stressed that it has been crossed. One of two things will happen: he will either try really hard to get you fired or will struggle with the fact that he's lost control and back off. My point for bringing attention to this is to urge anyone reading this that may be in a similar situation, to stand up for yourself. You deserve to be respected.

There is no excuse for not trying

Today Presient Obama delivered a speech to students at Wakefield High School in the Washington suburb of Arlington, Virginia. The speech was under much controversy mostly by the conservatives - why exactly, I'm not sure. Having someone like President Obama deliver a speech to motivate students is more than a good thing, it's the way it should be. Too many kids these days just aren't motivitated to try hard or be their best. Just listening to what Obama had to say made me want to try harder as a parent in making sure that my children give their absolute best effort in school.

I still don't understand what the fuss or concern was about. All he is trying to do is motivate your children. Let's face it, there are more people including teachers who just don't give a shit anymore and or they give up on kids. Then there are the kids who are being swayed toward the wrong direction with drugs, violence, and dropping out by their own peers. Do you think that they'd rather have these type of people talking to their kids? Students today need all the encouragement an guidance that they can get. The president is just trying to do his part- he's the leader of our nation --not the enemy. So why not listen to what he has to say.

The people who were making a big stink about the Presidents speech, are probably the ones who have kids that are snot-nosed-spoiled-brat asses.

Get a grip America!

Disney - Marvel Merger.

Move over pirates and princesses, there's a new crew in town, the marvel characters!!
I honestly couldn't be more happy with the Marvel-Disney merger. Imagine what they could do for the characters, the movies, bringing them back to life and do it in a way that only Disney can - - the right way! Remember, "The Hulk" movie that was released in 2003, by Universal Studios, the one with Eric Bana. What a horrible movie. I was extremely disappointed with the movie and I was hoping for so much more. Universal knew it sucked bad and had to turn to Edward Norton for the remake - luckily it turned out better. Disney wouldn't have effed up like that they wouldve brought it the first time around.

I can't wait to see what the merger will bring. Could there be a new theme park on the horizon? I know there's talk of one being built in Dubai, but I can't afford that plane ticket.

*UPDATE*
Disney-Marvel merger will not affect the upcoming Avenger or Iron Man 2 movie. As far as any upcoming X-Men movies, well they need the help. Hopefully Disney will get Halle Berry a better wig!

Today is Michael Jackson's Birthday...

Instead of discussing his death. Let's celebrate his life, legacy, and all the great memories he's brought to each one of us through his music.
Happy Birthday Michael. I love you! ~G

Being 30 and dealing with EXPLOSIVE Diarrhea.

This is going to be graphic - consider this your disclaimer.


It all started with trip to Taco Bell, I know your probably thinking that this is to be expected when eating at a place like this. However, this was never an issue for me before so why now - it's because I'm getting old and my intestines are my intestines! Ahh I could just could see it now, me wearing depends when I'm 60 - GROSS.

I ordered the most basic item from the menu - taco supreme, ok, 3 of them. Came home and scarfed them down, I was starving.
About 40 minutes later some minor cramping started to kick in I figured it was the mystery meat working its way down the poop shoot so I just dealt it with it. The cramping started to turn into constipation like cramps and I felt bloated. It was disgusting. I looked like I was 4 months pregnant - a food baby inside. So I did what anyone else would do when they're in that situation - I started working out so that I wouldn't feel like a fat ass. This is when things took a turn for the worst. The cramping became more intense and there wasn't anything that I could do about it because I felt constipated. I wish it was possible to relieve yourself of constipation the same you make yourself through up - stick your finger in your ass and have it all over with. Why can't things just be simple! After working out and feeling like shit and having to crap, I laid out like a beached whale waiting and waiting for "IT" to be ready. Nothing happened. I just got tired and fell asleep while watching World Poker Tour, last hand I saw before dozing off, 2 guys going heads up and they each had a boat! Normally something like would've kept me watching but I felt awful. Then a sudden sharp pain from the center of my stomach woke me up. This wasn't your average I gotta drop a deuce pain, this pain was awful! My stomach actually started to spasm. I was scared because this wasn't normal. So I started to troubleshoot my symptoms... Is it my gallbladder? Have my intestines twisted when I was working out? I ran to the bathroom hoping that something would happen - Nothing happened. It was like my asshole was dry heaving - It was painful!! What the fuck was going on? I didn't get it. I was sitting there trying not to think of having to go, so that I could go, I felt mentally ill. Here I am on the toilet bowl trying to trick my poo into coming out. I've never been constipated so this had to be what stage fright is for pooing right? I gave up, pulled up my pants and headed upstairs to bed.

I don't know what time it was all I know is that I've never had a pain like this before - it was weird. That same painful cramp with the spasms returned, this time it was stronger and unbearable. The pain literally had me curled into a fetal position and scared shitless. When the pain let up a little I ran over to the restroom and thought: "oh shit, this is it!"
I sat down, and started to get really dizzy and hot at the same time. There was nausea now and I thought "NOOOO!" What am I gonna do? How am I gonna puke and shit at the same time - that concern lasted for about a half of a second. Being in pain overpowered any concern that went through my head. My mouth was starting to become dry, then I started salivating, I could feel the chunks of mystery meat rise up in throat. I refused to puke - so I swallowed it. Still dizzy, still in pain, I hung on to the walls, clinched my fists and waited for it - nothing still! I actually started to cry, I couldn't take the pain and the nausea anymore. My temperature felt like it was rising by the second, the walls started closing in. All I wanted was a cold cold washcloth on my face - I started to see black. So I opened the door and started crawling out my restroom, bare-assed and all - I needed help. I tried to find my phone to call 9-1-1, because this couldn't be normal. Then D, my husband, finally woke up. (this fucker can sleep through anything) There he was standing in his boxers, with his eyes and mouth open wide and said: "what fuck is going on!? are you ok!? hello!? G!" Apparently, I had passed out. I remember being in pain and I gestured for him to shut up because I couldn't talk. Then I was able to get the words "water" out. He bolted downstairs to get me a glass. When really I just needed a cold washcloth on my face. I felt like dying. Lassie would've been more help. He brought me a huge bowl to puke in and small glass of water. I grabbed both from him and when he helped me up, "IT" was ready. I headed straight for the toilet - this time with my bowl in hand!
I actually called on to the lord and asked him to take this pain away and let me shit already!!!!
As soon as the words amen rolled off my tongue, my crap ripped through my asshole like a scene from the movie Dumb and Dumber, it was loud like a mountain lion escaping my ass. But at the same time it was glorious, I started to hear angels sing. Then I started to blow chunks of vomit into the bowl and I couldn't be any happier. The chunks were so forceful that when they hit the bowl, they started to splash back into my face. It was disgusting. The smells made me more sick, it was a vicious cycle of being nauseated from the smells and getting sick. There I was on the toilet bowl, like a freak of nature and getting sick from both ends. Then it just stopped, I felt human again. I felt better, it was over. I went to wash my hands and face, then looked up and saw why my husband looked so scared. I was pale, but green in the gils. I had sweat all over, I literally soaked through my shirt. All because I can't eat foods from places like Taco Bell anymore. I'm old. I have to start taking better care of myself and changing my diet. Talk about a rude awakening.

p.s. my asshole stings today :(

Melanie Griffith Has Officially Gone Koo Koo For Coco Puffs

The 52 year-old crazy bitch, checked into Cirque Lodge rehab facility in Utah, this is the same detox center that Lindsay Lo-ser, Eva Mendez (nubs), and Kirsten Dunst have checked into in the past. Word is that Antonia Banderas was getting fed up with her unpredictable and erratic behavior. One of the things that should've tipped him off was her sudden need to be surrounded by yellow, yes folks I said yellow. She demanded to have everything around her to be yellow - from food, flowers and clothing. Estas Loca!!

Secretly, I think that Antonio made her crazy, and sent her away so that he could continue with his man-whoring ways.

Heidi Montag...introduces the trailer park shimmy

I've been really trying to avoid writing anything about the slut of the month also known as - Heidi Montag or is it Pratt again. We all know she has no talent or personality - all T &A and not even real. The only thing I'll give this girl is that she invented a new white trash move since the "bundy bounce," she introduced the trailer park shimmyon stage at the Miss Universe Pageant - -sooo damn classy. Her routine - bland, her makeup was done up coke-whore style, and the clothes...it was reminiscent to the get up that Britney wore at the vma's minus the bedazzle - -Brit Brit at least classed it up a notch.(you know the one -oops i did it again, vma performance in 2000)

All I'm saying is that she needs to quit. I've never felt like slapping the shit out of my TV set, with the tiny hope that she'll feel it. I hope to god she puts on a show nearby so I could invest in a sling shot and get her where it matters - right between the eyes. Maybe it'll knock some sense into her. And, who is this Jesus that she is always referring, the one she claims she prays to, and guides her? Is it Spencer, is he her Jesus. I wish these two would just do what my mom used to tell me and my brother when we were small and GO PLAY IN THE FREEWAY!!! They make me sick and I hope one of them get a good ass kicking, a reality check is needed and has been long over due.

**UPDATE**

Heidi is claiming that her performace was the real deal. Right sweetie, real like you boobs? Yeah..shut your trap, thanks. Judge for yourself, do you think it was live?

All I Wanted Was My Margarita...

The one thing that I was looking forward to all week, was a good meal and a good margarita to go along with it. I had it all planned out. I knew the restaurant I wanted to go to, had the item off the menu selected, and my strawberry margarita.

So there it was Saturday morning and I've got to get ready to go to work. It was hot, muggy, and I felt gross, it didn't matter that I had just gotten out of the shower. I don't usually work on Saturday's so it didn't bother me much. All I hoped was that I didn't have to do a lot of running around like I did the day before - that sucked and I was smelly when it was all over with.
Luckily, the day went by quick. I helped out a group of new pharmacy students by configuring their new laptops and offered some tips and tricks to get them ready for their first day of school. I was dealing with a group of nervous girls, who were already stressed about the first day of school because of the harder curriculum they'll have this year. They seemed to be uneasy with the new laptop and wanted to make sure that they "dont break it" when using it for school - they had tons of questions to say the least. It was cute. I felt sympathy for them and I'm glad that I wasnt going to school to be a pharmacist. By the time I was done with them and looked up at the clock it was noon. Yes! almost time to get ready for dinner and have that ice cold, sweet, tangy mouthwatering margarita.

But, I had to do one more thing before I left for the day - get the guys lunch. They were going mental. A sure tell is when they start talking about different kinds of foods they like, have ate, and then start acting like 2 year olds who've missed their nap. So I did the usual, took down their orders and left to go get it. I hurried to my truck and I planned to make it back and forth in 20 minutes. So that I can make it out of work by 1pm and run the rest of my personal errands: clean house, correct some extra credit homework, then get ready. When I got to the truck and turned the key, the "orange light of death" went on. I was extremely low on gas. If you know me and are reading this, you know I push my gas levels to the limits. I thought "fuck it" and headed straight to the food, I'm running on fumes at this point. It was hot and I couldn't run the ac, because it would use whatever gas I had left in the tank. I felt like a Grade A dumbass for always and I mean always pulling shit like that. I shrugged it off and the thought of having that margarita sounded really good at that moment. I needed something ice cold because it was hell-like outside. I finally got the food. Now I needed to go and get gas.

The truck was toying with my emotions, it seemed like on purpose. But the heat and stress were effecting my brain. When pushing on the gas the pressure on the peddle would release or the truck would pull then stop like it was going to stop. I was panicking and my heart palpitations were in full swing. The gas station was close by. If the truck had run out of gas and it finally stopped. I was confident that I'd be able to push it into the gas station. I was determined to get back in 20 minutes, and mind over matter does wonders. Especially when there's a margarita waiting for you in a few hours. I made it! I've reached a new limit with the truck. Will I ever go that far again - NO. Well maybe. I finished filling up my tank, then headed back with food and all to feed the hungry bunch. Finally made it into the building, ahhh the ac...I needed it. I was sweating in places I didnt know I could sweat - I felt gross. I needed a shower but I still had my errands to run after work was over.

I left work, ran my errands, did the chores, got ready and headed out to the restaurant - Elephant Bar. We got there and I was all smiles, only a matter of minutes before me and my margarita meet at last.queue the song by etta james

We were seated almost immediately and things couldn't have gone smoother. Our server was a young, chipper fellow, who greeted us then took our orders. When he got to me I was ready. I asked for my hand-breaded fried shrimp (im classy i know), and a margarita. He says: "Can I see your ID?" I thought oh gosh he's really trying hard for that tip. I'm well over 21 and he knows it. So I reached into my pocket it wasn't there, looked around for my purse and remembered that I didn't bring it. I looked to him and saw that he needed it and he wasn't going to budge. SHIT!! This can't be! I'm here with my husband, and two kids, do I really look like I need to be carded?? I looked across at another table and saw an older couple and I asked the server if they were carded?!? He laughed but I wasn't joking. I meant business. Do I need to bust out my saggy boobs and stretch marks to prove to him otherwise. All I want is my margarita man...ahhhhhh! He proceeded to stay calm and asked what I'd like to drink instead. INSTEAD! I haven't thought of it, all I wanted was that margarita - I was losing it.

So after my tantrum I said: "fine, give me a coke." and I gave him the bitchiest of bitchy looks I've ever given anyone. This chipper fellow was on my shit list and it was my mission to give him hell for the remainder of the time that I was there. Whenever he stopped by and asked, "how are things?" I'd say, "They'd be better with a margarita!!" I was embarassing my family, but I didn't give a shit. He had the nerve to come back and then ask, "is there anything else that you guys need?" This guy clearly was getting a kick out of my bitchiness or had a death wish, either way I replied, "get me a margarita." He ignored me and didn't stare in my direction. Sort of like when your mom tells you not to stare at wierdos. Still I didn't care. He came by one last time and asked "So is everything fantastic." and yes I said "it could've been better," paused "with a margarita!" as he was walking away..ahhh I'm so classy.

In the end I didnt get my margarita but I got my shits and giggles. I wish I knew that punks name so I could put him on blast right here, right now. So here's a tip to anyone who may be a server - if someone who looks clearly their age, with children, and in need of a margarita, just give her the damn margarita.

The end.
~G

Now off to raging waters to give someone else hell.

Sleep Paralysis or something more?

Last night I had another episode of "sleep paralysis." I'm not sure what it is to be quite honest with you, but I do know that its scary as hell and I can't figure out what triggers "it."

Whenever the sleep paralysis happens, I can always tell when it's about to happen, its strange. Have you ever dozed off on the couch, but yet you were completely aware of your surroundings, hear every commercial or conversation that's going on around you? Well it's sort of like that. Except that this usually happens right before I'm settling in into bed, still aware of my surroundings, then feeling like someone is entering the room but instead of getting up to see who it is. I'm lying there stuck, I can't move. Once I become aware of what's going on, I could feel my heart race and the intensity of being paralyzed becomes more imminent, almost unbearable. When I reach that point, I remember to slow down my breathing, then I try to concentrate on moving one finger (sooo kill bill, but it works), because if I could accomplish that then the "paralysis" sensation starts to dissepate, like a drug wearing off - - I told you it's strange.

I don't know what this is, or what causes this and that bothers me. Do I have a sleeping disorder? maybe. I'd like to know what this is. I've read up on several forums about sleep paralys, and though the information is close its just no where near what I've experienced.

During one episode I remember feeling that presence in my room, then going into the paralysis phase, but this time the experience was different - I started hearing muffled voices. This scared the shit out of me to say the least! I'm fascinated by the subject and I'm eager to find someone who's shared my experiences...So if anyone is reading this and you have had a similiar experience please share them or enlighten me on what you think it might be...

~G

Beyonce bringing back the Jeri Curl

Beyonce was spotted in NYC, with her Jeri Curl, meeting Jay-Z for lunch on August 18, 2009. She's lookin' fugly. Get back in the house and fix your hair girlfren!

Britney as our President...Pie For Everyone Y'all!!

Britney Spears' 10 presidential pledges:

1. I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
2. We would only invade fun places, like Cabo.
3. Free pie for everybody!
4. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
5. I’d lure Osama Bin Laden out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance Circus Fantasy.
6. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
7. If I was president America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
8. I would challenge US to put a nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
9. Three words: Vice President Diddy.
10. Finally the media would pay some attention to me!


Ahh...gotta love America!

GAGA GOES NUDE! Def not a hermaphrodite.

Rumors sparked that Gaga was a herm after an up-skirt photo shot. There was an alleged bulge that could've been caused by undergarments, a bad angle, or as some claim - a pecker!

Bossip.com alleged that Gaga said this when asked about the subject:
"It's not something that I'm ashamed of, just isn't something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It's just a little bit of a penis and really doesn't interfere much with my life. The reason I haven't talked about it is that it's not a big deal to me. Like come on. It's not like we all go around talking about our v***. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I'm sexy, I'm hot. I have both a **** and a p*****. Big f******g deal."

When ABCNews.com asked Gaga's manager if the statement was true, he replied: "This is completely ridiculous."

Falling In Love Young, Makin' Me Old...

Right now in my life I feel like I've come at a point where I need to start doing things for me, regardless of what my other half thinks or believes. I've been going back and forth with this a lot these past few months, and I find myself asking "is this what a mid-life crisis is? Am I even old enough to have one!"

I really don't want to know the answer to that, nor, do I give a rats ass. I just know that it's time for me reconnect with my old self, the one that's been going away like a disappearing act, that's been going on for 14 years.

I'm not saying that I don't love my husband, or that I have a bunch of regrets. It's just that when you are with someone since childhood, its only natural for you to start sharing some of the same characteristics, habits, likes and dislikes. I look back now and I remember going through a period of doing the opposite of whatever my husband did or liked - I'm such a psycho. But, you see I was trying to be me, but going about it the wrong way. Some of the wants and things that I've always wanted to do were also put on hold because of how he felt about it, or because there wasn't any time. I chose to live an adult life at a young age, and boy has it been a tough journey.

I attended High School, but didn't have the "high school experience." My high school days consisted of me getting up at 4:30am on school days. Feeding my daughter, getting her ready, putting her to sleep so that I can get ready, then walking to the nearest bus station with more than just a backpack and a baby. It was more like: backpack-check, food-check,diapers-check, extra change of clothes-check, a blanket in case it gets too cold-check, stroller-check, oh ya the baby! Then I'd walk, wait, then get bussed to school, same routine followed after school. My easy days were when my cousin would be able to pick me up and take me, or when my husband was able to cut out of class early to pick me up from my high school - those days were the best! I don't mean to sound like I'm complaining, I'm just trying to paint a picture of how busy I was, or am. There was never a moment where I didnt feel like I should be doing something - I had to be productive. I didn't want to fail my daughter and that's all that kept me going and pushing to be a better person. That combined with trying to please my husband and make things work, it could become very easy to get lost and loose track of who you are.

All I'm saying is that if I feel like taking Salsa Classes (which I do) then I will and I'll do it alone- the ad read no partners needed COOL! Something I could do for me. I love Salsa! I always have. I was that weird child that would get up and start dancing at the intro music to Solid Gold, or when watching Fame! (p.s. I cant wait til the remake comes out)
And, I've always and I mean always wanted a tattoo, I don't know why but I just do. I even tried to make my own, on my now wedding finger - of a star. It's lame but I tried. Just today I've sent over a request for a quote on the tattoo that I've wanted. There are so many things that I've wanted to do that determined to get done - -I may even go to that damn twi-con convention, road trip anyone? Oh wait screw that it's in Vancouver, plane trip anyone?

So whether you're young or old and in a similar situation, my message to you is not lose focus of who you are. Get out there and do what YOU want, screw what other people may think. Just don't make a fool out of yourself while doing it.

~G

Picture of Gina Carano Face Getting Smashed!

Oh Snap! Look at Gina's face getting smashed in by the beast, I mean Cris Santos! That looks like it hurts, I just wanna give her hug and tell her to just stick with the Gladiator games. Is it too late to get in on that Playboy offer? *shrugs*

The brawl took place on Saturday, August 15 2009 at the HP Pavillion in San Jose, Ca.
Photo submitted by "Fierce Felix!"
-Thanks!!

Attention Twi-Hards: Twi-Tour 2010 Heading to Vancouver!!

The Vancouver Sun - After the weekends Twilight sightings across the city - the cast and crew snacking on sushi at Miku Restaurant on Robson stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart canoodling at Saturday's Kings of Leon concert - Vancouver Twi-fans have some NEW to get excited about.

Tickets are on sale NOWWW for Twi-Tour - a convention celebrating all things twilight - Scheduled for May 14-16, 2010, at the Sheraton Wall Centre.
The Twi-tour will feature photo ops and meet and greets with Twilight Stars Kellan Lutz, A couple of guys from the wolf pack (Bronson Pelletier and Kiowa Gordon)with more starts to be announced. No word yet if Pattinson or Stewart will appear.

Other events include on the Friday night, a "Vampire Ball" - sick!! With prizes for best costume and best dancers - hmm *need to find my uni-tard* Tickets are between $40US for photo ops and with individual stars up to $269. Or, you could just hide out near the back of the hotel, by the dumpsters and jump one of the cast members then quickly pose for a photo op - just saying...that's the way Mexicans do it sheesh.

Today's What The Eff Moment...

Gaga I love your music, your style (sometimes), but come on!! An elephant on your head as a hair accessory, Gaga stop it, your crazy we know but, have you actually started believing it? Give me your address, I'll send you a pretty barrette.

Cris "Cyborg" Santos Wins The Title

Aye dios mio, que fea!








Santos came out and pretty much dominated the entire fight. She dropped Gina on her ass a few times, it almost looked like a Gorilla playing with her prey. Gina gets an A for effort but clearly didn't have the aggression or power
that Santos displayed.


During the entire one round match, my daughter and I were yelling at the TV as if Gina could hear us. We were rooting for her to get up off her ass and defend herself. It was like watching a geek getting bullied by a big jock. Santos is a scary bitch and I felt bad for Gina, especially at the end of the fight when they showed her battered face. If there is ever going to be a re-match Gina will need to step up her game, her aggression level, and her ground skills. Better luck next time Crush...This ain't no game show.

Breath Of Fresh Air...

This morning I woke up and already I felt bothered but I couldn't pin point what it was. I did the usual morning routine: get up, morning piss, brush teeth, then shower, go downstairs...But instead of going straight to the kitchen to wash whatever dish that was used between the time I last washed dishes and bedtime, and making breakfast - I went straight for my laptop.

It was at that moment that I realized I needed to snap out of it. I've become so wrapped up in this blogging thing that I started a week ago and I've become progressively worse in the past 2 days because of the amount of hits I've received. Yes, its exciting that people from literally all over are reading my blog that was originally created for me to vent - a virtual diary if you will.

My plan is to stay true to who I am, and my family. I've neglected the things around the house and I hate to say it but my kids too. I will blog on here from time to time with things that are random - my personality. The purpose of this blog is not to be all about me, but things going on with me that others can relate to. I'll switch it up from time to time with hollywood gossip and anything Twilight. If you know me, you know that I'm a twi-hard. So much of a twi-hard that I plan on taking my husband to the New Moon movie on opening night sprinkled in glitter - he owes me. With that being said there will be no more posts until later this evening when all things have been taken care of. Because frankly, my life means more than stupid numbers. I'll continue with my house cleaning- windows open and music blasted, that's just the way us Mexicans do it.

~G

Comments...

Hey guys I've noticed a spike recently in visits and wondered why there weren't any comments. Then I realized that blogger makes it too much of hassle. So I smartened up and put a gadget which will enable you to leave a comment or suggestion.

Thanks for stopping by y'all!

p.s. It's at the bottom of this page.

p.s.s. I'm new at this. It was just yesterday that I got my first visitor. :)

Kelly Clarkson Photo Altered On Cover of Self Magazine

Seriously!
Self Magazine you just lost another reader. Did any of you guys watch Lucy Danziger on the Today Show this morning defending the reason they photoshopped Kelly Clarkson. She claims they wanted her to look her "..personal best." Goddamn, I understand if you wanted to photoshop some bags or maybe a saddlebag but come on! You altered her whole body. How can you expect people to feel their personal best when you're saying that being who you are, just isn't good enough. I think its wrong and demoralizing. If Kelly is ok with being who she is then you should too. Why even put her on the cover, right next to a headline that reads "SLIM DOWN YOUR WAY" You're taking away from her charm and who she is.

Go and find another size 2 somewhere - they're a dime a dozen. Self Magazine you guys blew it with this one.

Dayyum Gina Carano! Carano Vs. Cyborg

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

HP Pavillion SJ, CA

7-0/6-1 Who will win?

Gina "Conviction" Carano
Vs.
Cris "Cyborg,"
a.ka. "Brazillian Terminator."
a.k.a "I'm really a dude" Santos

My vote is for Gina Carano - Don't underestimate this girl just because she has a pretty face. I'll be rooting for her because lets face it, she's the underdog here. But remember, this girl has beat more girls than Chris Brown in the past - - hmm maybe Chris Brown should come up in weight to go toe to toe with her. Ok, all jokes aside this fight is said to one of the biggest womens MMA fights in history. It'll be a good one to say the least. Cyborg is rumored to be on steroids and is a beast, a fighting machine, the brazillian terminator!! We'll just have to wait and see what she'll bring.

I'm anxious to see this fight and cannot wait to see girls kick ass! Can I just say that I am so glad there's finally women who are being recognized as having both fabulous and ferocious qualities. These women fighters are earning the respect they deserve. Honesty, I find that their fights are a little more interesting to watch at times. I'm bummed that I couldn't make it out to see her fight live. But, hey there's always showtime right? Plus, I'll be in the SJ area to celebrate when she does win.

Who are you going for?

Sex as a weapon?

The Vagina small in size - yet very powerful.

Is it right to use it as a weapon to get your way? I've personally never used it as a weapon or as a way to get things. Or, maybe I have used it as a weapon without realizing it. Come to think of it, I think I might have! For example: If we get an argument, and its his fault I automatically think - No Sex For HIM! But, if it's Me that's at fault I'm pretty sure I could get it. This reminds me of an old saying - Boys play with love to sex, Girls play with sex to get love.

Could this be the answer to some of my problems. Hmm...I need to look into getting a book entitled "Using your vagina as a weapon for dummies." If this book doesn't exist yet, then ladies send in your suggestions or stories and together we'll compile the greatest how to that ever existed.

Perez Hilton got burned again...by Twilight Star.

Facinelli to Perez:"...Perez, love ya, but check your sources before u blog buddy." via Twitter.

Twilight bloggers went crazy this morning as many got their information from Perez Hilton's website: Jennie Garth had said that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were bumping uglies. Garth was originally quoted as saying "I can't say [if it's Kristen Stewart or Nikki Reed], because that would be breaking my promise to [husband, Peter Facinelli], but he is dating one of them!

What she actually said was:"My husband talks to me about Twilight stuff, but I promised him I wouldn't talk about."

So there you have it...Jennie Garth doesn't have a big mouth.

Kat Von D, A Blonde?

She looks like her shaved cat!! eek!

Personally, I think Kat Von D is bad ass. However, her hair is not so great. She needs to go back to black. Her face looks washed out and she looks like a coke-whore. Yikes and the fried hair - - no bueno. I hope she goes back to the black tresses she's well known for asap! She's way to skilled and gifted to be sporting that bleach blond, trailer trash, I'm a bimbo hair do-nt.

P.S. Can someone please pass along the message that "blue steel" doesn't work for her. She needs to smile with her eyes more like in this picture>>>>>>>

California budget cuts and the kids are choking each other...

School is back in session and the absence of the norm is present. Driving into the schools parking lot I noticed that the crossguards weren't there. This alone set the tone on how these budget cuts have affected us in our own neighborhood. The lack of maintenance on the school's property becomes apparent as I'm walking up to the office. There was litter on the sidewalks, the glass windows were smudged with fingerprints and god only knows how long they were there - it was bad. I thought to myself 'ok, they can't afford to hire someone to clean up before the first day, maybe they'll clean it themselves.' It's just something we all have to adjust to... Then wondered what else we'd have to adjust to.

Later that day after picking up the kids, I did the usual "How was your day, what did you guys do?" My daughter, being a girl, went on and on about her day that I really didn't get a chance to sit and talk with my little guy. It's a good thing she kept running her mouth on our way home because if I wouldve heard what my son had to tell me I probably would have got into an accident.

When I finally got the chance to speak with my son and ask him how his day had gone. He just burst into tears and said that he didn't want to go back to school, and that he wanted to go to a different school - He's 7. After asking him why he explained to me that during his recess, there was this boy in his class who pushed him onto the grass, then another boy came and removed his shoe and started playing hot potato with it. My son said that he tried to get up but the boy was on top of him and choking him. He mentioned that he tried to get up but couldn't and was hanging onto the grass beneath him and using that to try and pull himself up but he couldnt breath. Then he said that he got "super mad" and pushed him off and ran to try and find a yard duty but he couldn't. The bell rang and he told his teacher once he got in. The teacher diciplined the child by having him turn his card from Green(good) to Orange (bad). Really that's all this kid gets? Where were the yard duties? This is a serious incident that could've been prevented if a yard duty was present. It's a good thing that my son got "super mad" and got the strength to push off the little bastard. I can't imagine if he had completely passed out because of this. I took it upon myself to report this incident to his teacher, then to the principle - just to make sure I was heard.

My son, who's 7, had to learn that day how to fend for himself. Later, my husband taught him how defend himself if he should ever be in that situation again. They practiced for at least 2 hours. My son looked a little more confident about going to school the next day. And, when he was saying his goodnights he gave the biggest most sincere hug to my husband that I have ever seen him give.

Guys are dumb...

Let me start off by saying that not all men are assholes - some are just dumb, and those that are dumb aren't dumb all the time - they do sleep. I kid, sort of. I can't put a percentage on it, but I'm pretty sure you've heard from at least 10 people that MEN ARE ASSHOLES or MEN ARE DUMB!!

No I'm not a feminist, I'm a wife. And, as a wife who's been with the same man for 15 years, I've pretty much seen and heard it all. I love my husband to death, but goddamn I want to hit him sometimes, just until the white meat shows. (jk, jk, jk)

I know it's not just me. Because simply put - we(men and women) don't speak the same language. Here's an example; I've been sick for a couple of days now and I don't get the same treatment that I'd give him if he were in my situation, which can make me bitter toward anything he may do. I know it's crazy - but women are crazy right?

What I'm saying is: Why should I have to ask him to bring me medicine or tissue? He should just do it or at least offer. Especially when I go out of my way to make homemade chicken soup for him and make sure he's comfortable when he's sick. All I'm asking for is the same amount of courtesy and compassion. Why is that so hard? Am I asking for too much? Am I being a baby? No goddammit I'm a woman and a wife! I deserve at least that much.

Sometimes it just seems like he doesn't care or love me right. Luckily, I know that bastard loves me - -he shows me in other ways. I know it sounds like I'm making excuses for his lack of actions, but, its the truth I know he loves me. He just needs to step up his game. So what do I do? How do I learn to speak his "language" so he get's it.

I think sometimes that men get comfortable with whatever lifestyle they currently have and don't see it fit to change unless some drastic measures are taken. I could have one of those long talks about why I'm upset blah, blah, blah. But why? I'm already drained. I have no interest in becoming emotionally drained on top of me being sick. So in the meantime..I'm being bitchy cause he's being an asshole and doesn't even realize it. Ohhh but I'll remember this for when he get's sick the next time. We all know that some men can be babies when they are sick - I'll be more than happy to play the asshole when he does.

Perez Hilton's Black Eye by a "Black Eyed Pea." Funnay!!

First off - Perez you got what you deserve. I used to go through your pages because I thought you were funny, then I started getting bored with you putting down people who really don't deserve it. You go on and on about how ugly, and fat people are the ugly and fat one. That punch was long over due and quite amusing! That is what you get for running your mouth like nobody's business. You're a blogger, that talks a whole lot of shit - You think you're invinceable or what? Please believe that the words you say will come back to punch you in the face.

What's funny is that Perez Hilton was punched for saying something derogatory - "Faggot." When I first heard that Perez was punched, I figured he was trying to defend the gay community because someone had called him faggot or overheard someone saying it. Never did I think that he would be the one to use that term, and use it in a casual manner during a confrontation he had with Will.I.Am.

Here are Perez's exact words:"He was like.'you need to respect me.' He was in my face. He was obviously trying to intimidate me and scare me," "I was like 'I don't need to respect you. I don't respect you and I did say this, and I knew that it would be the worst thing I could possibly say to him because he was acting the way he was. I said 'You know what, I don't respect you and you're gay and stop being such a faggot."

No fool you need to stop being such a bitch and own up to your actions. Look at your picture crying, with your fake little tear on your hideous face.

Hundred's Hurt in California Prison Riot - August 9, 2009.

This is exactly what I was just talking about yesterday...

LOS ANGELES — Rioting inmates smashed and burned one of the nation’s largest prison facilities on Saturday night and Sunday morning, injuring 250 prisoners and hospitalizing 55.

The 11-hour riot, at the California Institution for Men in Chino, about 40 miles east of Los Angeles, broke down along racial lines, with African-American prison gangs fighting Latino gangs in hand-to-hand combat, the authorities said.

No prison employees were injured, no deaths were reported, and no inmates escaped, state officials said. But the entire 33-prison system was placed on lockdown to prevent unrest from spreading.

With more than 150,000 inmates, the California prison system is one of the most crowded in the nation, with many of its facilities holding more than double the number of inmates they were designed for. A federal three-judge court ruled last week that crowding and poor health care were to blame for one avoidable inmate death each week and that the system was “impossible to manage.”

Lt. Mark Hargrove, a spokesman for the Chino facility, said damage to the 1,300-inmate prison was “significant and extensive” with prisoners having smashed windows, torn down gates and used whatever they could to battle one another.

“Inmates broke out glass and used shards as knives,” Lieutenant Hargrove said. “They used pieces of metal, wood, whatever they could break off the walls, pipes.”

The Chino facility is trying to put into effect a 2005 Supreme Court decision that prohibited automatic and systematic racial segregation of prison inmates after more than three decades of racial separation in the corrections system.

Lieutenant Hargrove said that inmates may now opt out of segregation on an individual basis and that a growing number of black, Latino and white prisoners share cells, increasing racial tensions in the prison.

“All races had injuries,” Lieutenant Hargrove said of the weekend riot. “But there are a greater number of injuries among Hispanic and black inmates. And we did have another incident that occurred in May, a riot between blacks and Hispanics, and this may be associated with that incident.”

Prison officials said they were still questioning inmates to understand what set off the uprising. They said no demands or complaints were directed at the guards.

Inmates in one of seven 200-man housing units began brawling at about 8:20 p.m. Saturday, officials said. Overwhelmed guards set off an alarm and quickly retreated as unrest spread through the low-slung prison.

Thirty minutes later, a crisis response team of about 80 guards arrived at the institution, but were prevented from entering by the chaos inside. Guards watched as prisoners reinforced positions with barricades of broken bunk beds, desks and other furniture and clashed in the prison yards and rooftops.

One housing unit was virtually destroyed by fire, Lieutenant Hargrove said. The other housing areas were so badly damaged that they were uninhabitableon Sunday, he said, so some inmates were being temporarily housed in tents while others were sent to alternate facilities.

As prisoners tired on Sunday and fighting died down, prison guards re-entered the facility, staving off sporadic attacks from prisoners throwing scrap metal and glass at them, and reasserted control.

Lieutenant Hargrove said that the entire prison was being treated as a crime scene and that new charges would probably be filed against prisoners who participated in the violence, which was mainly between inmates.

In its order last week, the court directed the state to come up with a plan to reduce its prison population by 40,000 inmates within two years. Jerry Brown, the state attorney general and a possible candidate for governor next year, said he would probably appeal the ruling.

Barry Krisberg, the president of the National Council on Crime and Delinquency in Oakland, said the riot illustrated the many problems plaguing the state prison system, including growing cost overruns. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger recently approved $1.2 billion in cuts to corrections without specifying how he would achieve those savings.

“There are proposals to eliminate all programs including reducing visiting days for inmates participating in programs,” Mr. Krisberg said. “But if you isolate these men from their families and cut down even the most basic educational and counseling programs you’re going to create more idleness, and this is what happens.”

Prisons, Riots, and The Hole...oh my!

So let me start off by saying that I mean no disrespect to the C.O's or Counselors who work in the California Prisons, but...Some of you guys are ASSHOLES!!

I'm a firm a believer that people who choose to commit a crime, should do their time. Wow, I rhymed..I'm doing it again, ok enough. HOWEVER, the way that some of these prisoners are treated are inhumane!! The conditions that they live in is downright disgusting and cruel.
Prisoners are forced to live in these types of conditions because of overcrowding. Here's a taste of what I'm talking about: broken plumbing, cold showers, bathroom swamps, valley fever, scabies, infested laundry, crap food, and crooked c.o.'s who have actually bet money prisoners during a fight they instigated. When are they going to realize that tension and hostility are a direct result of this. It is no wonder that there are so many riots. It seems like a vicious cycle that will never end, or will it?

Recently, a panel of Federal Judges ordered the release of 43,000 inmates throughout the California Prisons. There are 33 State Prisons in California that is an average of 1,300 prisoners per prison - that isn't shit! Avenal State Prison currently houses more that 7,582 prisoners, and a design capacity to house only 2,920. Avenals State Prison is the most overcrowded prison in the United States.

There was a recent riot that broke out at Avenal on July 16th, 2009. The riot was between the northerners and southerners. My dad was recently "involved" in the incident and taken to the "hole." I was notified of his situation on August 4th, 2008 via a letter he sent. This means that he has been in the "hole" for at least a couple of weeks before I was aware of what going on, and before anyone has spoke with him. The extent of my dad's involvement is unknown at this time. I won't know the truth until I'm able to have a full contact visit with him. Which could be up to 6 weeks or more, says the counselor in ad/seg. My gut tells me that he had to defend himself and is being punished for it until the investigation is complete.

The attitude of counselors and corrections officers at these places is cold, they don't give a shit. They're more pissed and worried about the budget cuts and how it has affected their check!
When I attempted to call and inquire on my dad's situation and learn what might happen to him. The counselor was very rude, and didn't care to hear what I had to say. The first call happened on Tuesday, August 4th. The tone of the counselors voice was cold and short. It was as if I was speaking to a waitress who had somewhere to be and wasn't paying attention to your order - irritating to say the least. I was asked to call back because they hadn't spoke with him but planned to on Thursday. So I call back on the 6th and when the counselor answered he had the same attitude. When I asked him if he had spoken with my dad, he didn't know what I was talking about and asked for his cdc# so that he can look him up in the system. Then he proceeded to tell me "ohh, uhh ya we didnt talk to him yet. Call back in 2 weeks." He then asked "why, what do you need?" What do I need!! I need to know if he can have visits, how long he's going to be in the "hole", what his punishment is etc..I wished at that moment I had a super power to teleport and beat his ass. I don't even want to know what conditions are like in the "hole" but I've heard that they are lucky if they get 2 slices of bread and water per day - the jesus diet. I've read somewhere that another prisoner, during this same riot, was taken to the "hole" as well just for defending himself. Only this guy was taken in his boxers and then later developed a rash from sleeping on the cement, as there was no bed to lay on. Is this their way of controlling the population at Avenal? I'm completely irritated at the thought of the conditions and treatment they get, just because of overcrowding.


Felt the need to vent. If you know someone living in ca. prisons, with similar conditions tell me your story...this shit needs to stop.

Why I love Twilight...

A few words on why I fell in love with the saga…

I’ve been called everything from a wierdo to an overgrown 13-year-old because of my fascination with the Twilight Saga, and you know what I don’t give a rats ass what you think. My reasons for being obsessed with the books are deeper than seeing a hot vampire or werewolfe – - the eye candy is just a bonus!

If you’ve read the “about” section you probably already know that I’ve been with my husband since childhood, I’m 30 now . A lot of what I experienced when first meeting him was something out of the books. The love, the passion, the I can’t bare to be without you feeling. And, if you’re married like I am, it’s only a matter of time before that fire starts to diminish. It’s an honest thing to say and there isn’t much you could do other than work to keep it alive. However, I can’t imagine that it will ever be the same as it was when we first met.

When I first saw the movie I couldn’t help but be reminded of what it was like being a teenager in love. So, after watching the movie I rushed to the nearest bookstore and picked up all 4 books, I was hooked. Reading the books put me in sort of a time warp, I had no idea what time it was, or how many hours had passed. I was wrapped up in every word. It was as if every page had crack cocaine and I couldn’t get enough! I finished all 4 books in a matter of a couple of days. I left with the feeling of wanting to feel that way again and making it happen, what me and my husband have is priceless and shouldn’t be taken for granted. My husband, is a little bit of both Edward and Jacob–he’s a sensitive-macho, and I wouldn’t have him any other way.

**Well it would be cool if he were vampire cause then he’d turn me and I’d never age! woohoo!**

I’ve never been into anything like this as a child, other than Super Mario Bros! If you don’t like it get outta hee !(wise guys accent)

Please don't come at me with questions like: "How is it possible for Edward to father a child?" or my favorite "How is it possible for Edward to get a hard on?" Dude we are are talking about fictional characters that don't even exist to begin with - 'nuff said. Besides the answers are in the book if you really need an explanation, which I really don't care to explain here.